The Ex Pat's Guide to a Bloody Mary

Finding a gift for the brothers who have everything is tough. Covid Free Territory? Check! Universal Healthcare? Check! Posh City Apartment? Check! Fancy Dog? Check! Check! Check! So I wracked my brain and used my two greatest assets (research skills and boredom) to compile a list of places that may hold the key to complete Melbourne living perfection. No, not Coogi sweaters; those get put on you when you step off the plane. The spice must flow! Into Bloody Mary mixes and then into yourselves on slow and sleepy summer mornings or evenings; who cares when really. Let’s remember it is the thought that counts and I am half a world away. I could be sending you to seedy places to have you choke down spaghetti sauce with vodka in it. Let the adventure begin!
Look y'all, we only have like four collective pictures together.

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